Life As Nick - Latest Comments

Re: I’m A Writer.

Chrissy — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:48:50 -0000

Word.

Re: 5 Things That Scare The Piss Out of Me

Jon — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:19:09 -0000

You are my new hero!

Re: Girls, Get A Real Dog

kristilese — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:20:25 -0000

A friend of our family has a dog that's half dingo! I'm not sure what it was crossed with, I just know it wasn't on purpose (it's a mongrel; definitely not a designer dog). They live in the bush though, it'd be kind of cruel to have a dog like that in the city.
I completely agree about annoying, little dogs - I'm hoping I don't live anywhere in the next few years that we're allowed to have a dog 'cause my housemate wants one of those yappy shits.
Hi from Australia!!

Re: Ugly Vaginas

Nick — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:46:58 -0000

You're going to sit on your critic's chair and tell me vaginas are beautiful? Assuming by the feminist tone of your words, I'll assume you have an ugly vagina. It probably looks like something that washed up on the beach, and because of that you decided to aim your vitriol and misplaced vaginal aggression on me? Wonderful.

What's "disconcerting and sick" is how you reference vaginas. You pee out of them. You use it to define your worth in life... good for you. I simply point out that some of them are ugly and you start an inquisition championing vaginal rights? I want to join your newsletter. You have interesting things to say.

Re: Ugly Vaginas

Lysi Lawless — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:34:40 -0000

this is so fucking ignorant. i hope you do not seriously believe this shit. all vaginas look different, the variation is what makes them beautiful. if you like all the women you fuck to look like five years olds down there, fully shaved with no inner labia, then you have a serious issue. real women have developed genitalia and visible labia, and if you can't deal with that perhaps you aren't ready to have sex with women. stay away from the little girls though, your prefference for sexually undeveloped, prepubescent looking vaginas is disconcerting and sick.

Re: Hi, I’m Nick: Your New Punching Bag!

Cubed — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:50:27 -0000

Fuckin Eh man. You can always tell who your true friends when it comes down to it. Big ups for not lettin them get to you. I'm glad to hear you've found the happiness you were looking for.

Re: Where I Live

Chrissy — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:29:20 -0000

haha, good 'ole escondido. i just came across your site... you crack me up dude. keep at it!

best,
chrissy

Re: Georgia Sucks, Part 2: “Caught Dumb-handed”

momnotmrs — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:05:58 -0000

Yes, most parts of Georgia suck! Yes, most Georgians are incredibly stupid! Yes, Georgians, despite screaming about their Christianity, are among the pettiest, most venial, meanest people in the world. But you are a total a**hole! You deserve Georgia!
You had the opportunity to help drag Georgia out of its morass of mean-spiritedness, and you just got dragged down into it. What a loser!
By the way, if you think Thomaston's bad, Blue Ridge is a nightmare straight out of the movie Deliverance!

Re: My Girlfriend Criteria

Heather Petrucci — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:38:41 -0000

This is amazing.

Re: Dating For Douchebags, Vol 3: “Do’s and Don’ts”

jinjin — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:28:44 -0000

If I was a dude, I'd never get a girl ):

Re: I Don’t Have A Job

BROWSER — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:52:42 -0000

AS YOU MENTIONED...HE'S AN ANGEL, AND THEY COME ONE'S EVERY 100 YEARS....YOUR A LUCKY GUY, THAT HE'S YOUR ANGEL....THE WORLD WOULD BE DIFFERENT, IF EVERYONE HAD A RAUL.

Re: My Best Friend’s B-Day

kylephoto760 — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:27:45 -0000

Last time I was in Hollywood the damn LAPD wouldn't let me out!

Re: I Don’t Have A Job

Tim — Thu, 21 May 2009 01:03:07 -0000

Great stuff man.

Re: I Don’t Have A Job

Rabbit B. — Wed, 20 May 2009 16:37:14 -0000

Nice piece. Raul is pretty cool guy, just really needs to get laid. Or at least someone give him a bj.

Re: Fugitive

SnoWolf Thomas — Mon, 18 May 2009 15:56:23 -0000

Also, you can't be picked up, threatened with revocation, or re-apprehended by a "Bail Recovery Agent" until you have missed court...so whoever called (if they called) was not a bounty hunter and had no legal action against you. If you were to miss court then they will come to whatever state you are in and arrest you. Until then, it is illegal for them to do or say anything and I can't see any Bondsman or Recovery Agent putting thier license on the line for anything like this. Infact, in Georgia, you would be picked up within 48 hours of your failure to appear. Bounty Hunters don't notify anyone....we come to get folks. They don't know we are coming; they don't know where we will show up; they don't know anyone is looking; they just realize that they have hand and anckle cuffs on and are being taken to jail. Virginia would not have a concern in the world about your record in Georgia. It is up to Georgia to settle your forfieture....and they would. I still say that this is a humorous story. Very entertaining.

Re: Fugitive

SnoWolf Thomas — Mon, 18 May 2009 15:39:27 -0000

Mr. Sterling,
I do hope that you realize that you are not only "I’m the posterboy for criminal behavior and well, trouble just seems to know where I am' but so does anyone that would like to find you. Bounty Hunters, AKA Bail Recovery, Bail Enforcment, Fugitive Recovery Agents have ways of finding anyone....anytime.....as they please. I say that to say, if you were truely wanted T vs T was established in the supreme court to allow the legal crossing of state lines, breaking and entering of homes, and the extradition of fugitives back across state lines and it would be done. However, I then ran you through the Georgia State database....and you don't even exist. I understand, now, that you were attempting humor, just as with your FBI top 10 and the claims from your social networking pages. Just so that you know, some people may take these claims as very personal and non-humorous.....If they wanted they could print your own words to use against you, pick you up in cuffs, transport you to the state of suggested offenses, and then "attempt" to straighten the case out. You would then be on your own to find you way back home and cover any expenses for that trip. Just wanted to let you know,; some friendly advise. Some stuff is only funny, in theory. Thank you for the humor (I am one of those people that CAN appreciate humor) and keeping the day lively, however, please realize there are things in this world that are not as taken as they are meant. "Intent is not the important fact but perception is that which causes war".

Re: Twitterer

Guest — Sat, 16 May 2009 02:37:35 -0000

Sexy!

Re: The Becca Affair, Part 2 (Virginia)

Dharmapada — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 01:21:57 -0000

that you did, that you did. man.. i need to seriously come out there soon. i miss you and id love cali. it would be perfect for someone like me =)

Re: The Becca Affair, Part 2 (Virginia)

Nick — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 04:23:00 -0000

I was just out with Josh VIP status... all I can say is, "Becca... who?". Josh is meeting Jammie tomorrow (today). I was at his club VIP and drinking free drinks and missing my BFF's. We took pictures so you'll see the life I live...

You'll hear about it tomorrow because we'll call you. But what do you think about the story? I captured Becca's BS perfectly, did I not?

Re: The Becca Affair, Part 2 (Virginia)

Dharmapada — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:42:50 -0000

dude.. the nights we did chill.. omg i put you in such a flip turn of moods.. but yeah. I wish i came with you. i wish i could tell you how she ended screwing up my first long term relation over.. it was a year and 3 month long relationship.. and somehow she was able to make us break up like 3 times.. and almost make me lose half of my friends. its chill tho (not really)... im thinking soon tho.. soon im going to be in Cali chillin with your friends. i wish you did stay longer and do it up with me instead of becca. You would have had a whole new aspect of VA. like.. right now.. i get drunk nightly.. go out to places like dog parks with kairi (she is so fuckin amazing now.. i bet you miss her) the beach, friends houses, hotels, planetarium, aquarium, so on dude. It sucks sooooooo fucking bad that I was supposed to be a navy seal. I got majorly fucked when they decided i couldn't do it because of psoriasis. I have the best plan. im going to pick you up in Cali.. then road trip. we will bring some of my friends.. some of your friends.. rent a bus or something.. and film the WHOLE trip.. then we will take the funniest, most outrageous, intense, and epic events and add music to it. then we will make millions...... Yeah its like other road trip movies but.. this time its more of a documentary haha.. but with a few alcoholics (me and you) possibly some stoners.. and maybe we will bring a hobo with us for kicks and giggles hahahaha. im serious.. let do it.

Re: A Response To My Ex

Dharmapada — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 01:29:22 -0000

dude.. that REALLY sucks ha. soooo.. i think im going to end up visiting you in the near future.. my dad can get me a 40 dollar round trip flight haha. oh shit.. did i tell you that me and my dad talk now? its odd but cool as shit. I was also wondering.. how come you ALWAYS manage to get into such SHITTY predicaments with the lesser sex? come on man.. youre a MAN! you shouldn't have all the bs that is trowing its way onto your dick. oh shit.. the girl im talking to might be on america's next top model in a newer season haha.. thats if they lower the height to 5' 6" .. hehe

Re: The Becca Affair, Part 1 (Georgia)

Dharmapada — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:59:12 -0000

ha.. that is most of it.. you should add in there when i got kicked out.. it was 3 am and i had to be at work at 7.... oh... and dont forget to explain how i had to con my family to bail your ass out get my shit out of impound and high tail it out of there. and in detail.. talk about the bounty shit.. that was great. one last thing.. the perfect way to end this saga is.. that perfect night we had drinking our asses off once we got back and was here for a while.. it makes me want to write a few stories for you to see my eye view of it.. like.. same time frame but what was going on my end while you were doing your shit. haha that was one experience i would NEVER.. ill repeat.. NEVER relive. I love how i became closer to you than you did to her hahahaha. made an amazing friend i did... and ill say this a million times.. you dont owe me shit for this at all. its what i do.

Re: Georgia Sucks, Part 2: “Caught Dumb-handed”

Dharmapada — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 04:24:16 -0000

ha.. someone actually from there commented you .. thats fuckin great.. ok.. not everyone was wearing those clothing but.. they werent real bright. Oh.. and there were some sluts.. but im the one with those stories hahahahahahaha

Re: Georgia Sucks, Part 3: “I’m A Convict?”

Dharmapada — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 04:19:51 -0000

nonono.. i bailed you out dick! haha. that was the worst tho.. i go to jail.. you go to jail.. we dip set.. bounty ass fucks.. too much bullshit by the way.. but hell.. i still have the best puppy in the world and made a good friend. you should write a complete end to this saga.. You should end this story with the detailed night where we got REALLY fucked up.. went to the hookah bar then my truck and walk around and so on.. you probably remember it better than i feel like typing it out. anyway man.. i miss you. you need to somehow meet up with me somewhere.. oh and in a year .. my 21st b day.. planing a trip to vegas man.

Re: 4/20 - “It’s Almost A Holiday!”

Dharmapada — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 04:13:30 -0000

well mr nick.. hahahahaha this shit is great. i agree with you but.. i think there should be more than one day for alcoholics.. see.. alcoholics are in a legal addiction.. unlike stoners.. they can go to actual public bars a drink their lives down the hole.. and not get arrested for actually possessing it. in my opinion.. i think my birth day march 20 should as well be a drinking day.. it works out perfectly. St. pattys day.. a few day of recovery and in the middle of spring break.. ME DAY! ha.. anyway you have to think about it a bit.. alcohol made you an amazing friend when you fucked up... known as Mr. Patrick Dempsey... or we can just do what normal alcoholics like us do... EVERYDAY IS A GOD DAMN HOLIDAY!! why stop there.. EVERY NIGHT AS WELL!!! fuck yeah! and when we sleep lets dream about getting fucked up!